Kindergarteners don't talk like that

Today, Max and I were playing Sports Champions 2, a video game where you play sports. He likes bowling, but was getting really frustrated that he was only rolling gutter balls. It got worse and worse until I started shutting the game down. "If you're not having fun, we're going to turn it off." That made him freak out even more. So I told him that if he calmed down and stopped complaining, we could play some more.

He somehow pulled himself together and said, "Dad, I'm sorry I was so dejected."