The monkeyboy wrote this story in school.
Little Willy: Wake up, Grandpa!
Grandpa: Okay!
Grandpa read the news.
Grandpa: I’m going to enter the Iditarod Sled Animal race for 1 dollar with a tortise! And It’ll be 1 year long so I can’t pay my taxes! Yay!
Grandpa couldn’t pay the taxes so the farm got taken away so Grandpa and Little Willy were homeless, but they bought a house and learned to never use a tortise again.
THE END
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